The Fool on the Hill

The Fool on the Hill

The inflections in the path

By Simon Brooke || 19 November 2018

Zoe, aged one, with her mother

I was Zoe’s wicked uncle; and I want to frame the arc of Zoe's life that lead us here, to this place; to try to share with you my understanding of it, to explain to you why I cannot mourn this death, but only the life that lead up to it.

It was a life marked by four deaths: four inflections in the path.

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The Standingstone Model

By Simon Brooke || 27 October 2018

The old feed store, with Alice's parrots. All photographs in this post are from  Standingstone.

The conspiracy

It's no secret that I live at Standingstone. In fact, if you check at Companies House, you'll see that I am the chair of Standingstone Farm Limited. So what is Standingstone?

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Sex, the Iron Maiden, and NPC repertoire

By Simon Brooke || 8 October 2018

Jutta and Geralt

I've written before, several times in fact, about the immersion-breaking poverty of repertoire of non-player characters (NPCs) in role playing games; but I've just tripped over a particularly egregious example in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, which I think of as the best software role playing game yet written.

On the Skellige Islands — on the Island of Faroe — just east of the village of Harviken, there's a hilltop fencing arena, and in it you'll find Jutta an Dimun, a sword-mistress who has vowed to her goddess, Freya, to lie only with a man who can beat her in single combat. Thus far, no man has. She won't fight you unless you've proved to her that you're a worthy opponent, and there are a number of ways you can do this; once you have, you can fight her. If you get to her early in your path through the game she's a very tough opponent, but her level does not scale adaptively to the player's, so if you encounter her late in your game you're likely to find her rather easy.

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The Minimum Viable Village

By Simon Brooke || 21 July 2018

My home village of Auchencairn

This blog post is occasioned by the National Council of Rural Advisers' consultation on Rural Economic Strategy. It isn't directly a response to that consultation, but I'm writing it to help formulate my thoughts in order to respond. A lot of the figures in this piece come out of my Minimum Viable Village Model:

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Response to the consultation on the Register of Persons Holding a Controlled Interest in Land

By Simon Brooke || 19 July 2018

My croft; green fields on a hillside among dark conifer woods

*Environment, Climate Change and Land Reform Committee

Land Reform (Scotland) Act 2016 (Register of Persons Holding a Controlled Interest in Land) (Scotland) Regulations 2021 — Call for Views

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