The Fool on the Hill

The Fool on the Hill

These boots aren't made for walking

By Simon Brooke || 16 June 2017

Boots: L to R Mammut (newest),  Scarpa, Loveson

My lifestyle is probably tougher on boots than most people's; particularly in winter, but actually all year round. Consequently I've had (and worn out) a lot of pairs of boots. Three years ago I went into Tiso's mountaineering shop on Buchannan Street and asked for their strongest pair; they sold me a pair of Mammut boots, which I've worn ever since. But they're reaching the end of their life and it's time to decide what to wear next.

So I've been thinking a lot about why boots fail, and critically examining those old boots which I've not thrown away. The pair I wore before the Mammuts were by Scarpa, similar to these. They also lasted about three years. Prior to that I had a succession of pairs of Timberland boots much like this, which were light and comfortable (and much cheaper) but which wore out in nine months to a year. I've a much older pair of Loveson boots — bought more than thirty years ago while I was an undergraduate, and worn regularly for fifteen of those years; and still with some life in them.

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How to introduce yourself

By Simon Brooke || 14 June 2017

(Image) A quick guide to how to introduce yourself to people from other EU countries. This is the first step towards a t-shirt design, if anyone is interested. Probably white on saltire blue.

BG: Аз съм шотландски, а не британски CZ: Jsem skotský, ne britský DA: Jeg er skotsk, ikke britisk DE: Ich bin schottisch, nicht britisch EE: Ma olen Scottish mitte Briti FI: Olen skotlantilainen, ei brittiläinen FR: Je suis écossais, pas britannique GR: Είμαι Σκωτσέζος, όχι Βρετανός HR: Ja sam Škot/Škotkinja, ne Britanac/Britanka HU: Skót vagyok, nem brit IE: Tá mé hAlban, ní Breataine (or 'Is Albanach mé, ní Briotanach mé'?) IT: Sono scozzese, non britannico LI: Aš škotas, ne britas! (Male) Aš škotė, ne britė (Female) LV: Es esmu Skotijas, nevis Britu MT: Skoċċiżi, mhux Brittaniċi NE: Ik ben Schots, niet Brits PO: Jestem szkocka, a nie brytyjska PT: Eu sou escocês, não britânico RO: Sunt scoțian, nu britanic SCO (G): Chan e breatannach a th’annam; ‘s e albannach a th’annam SE: Jag är skotsk, inte brittisk SI: Sem Škotska, ni britanski SK: Som škótsky, nie britský SP: Soy escocés, no británico

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The end of May. And now?

By Simon Brooke || 9 June 2017

I am become death — portrait of Theresa May by Stewart Bremner

There was no possible good outcome from this general election; the outcome we've got is far from the worst we could have had. But it's time for the left in Scotland in general — and myself in particular — to reassess, and work out how we go forward.

First, let's be clear. For me at least, independence for Scotland is not an end in itself: it's a means towards achieving a more just, more equal and more peaceful world. If other means would achieve the same end more quickly or more certainly, independence would become much less important.

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Don't be evil

By Simon Brooke || 6 June 2017

Bodies of inmates of Belsen concentration camp

Three and a half years ago, I went to work for a bank in Glasgow. It wasn't a Scottish bank (not that this necessarily makes much difference), it was an international bank. I knew before I went to work for it that this bank was evil, although how evil it was I didn't know until I'd worked there some time. I went to work for them because I needed a job, and they offered me one. No-one else, at the time, did.

I know it's wrong, I thought to myself, but I don't have any choice.

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On the slaughter of our raptors

By Simon Brooke || 17 May 2017

Hen harriers pass food during courtship. Photo Maxwell Law .

Dear Roseanna Cunningham

You'll have seen, I know, Raptor Persecution Scotland's letter to you following the slaughter of yet another hen harrier in Leadhills. Raptor Persecution Scotland are a gentle and polite body, and pull their punches rather dramatically.

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